#incorrect f1

[kazuha-pista-badam]

ask mark about seb & he'd talk about his performance. ask seb about mark & he'd start yapping like a teenage girl harboring a crush

[huhwhatthefuck]

Seb: Lando, i know it was you

Lewis: Act dumb

Lando: Who's Lando?

Lewis: Not that dumb

[martian-invasion]

[essie060]

Carlos: Lando... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor? Lando: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned. Carlos (shocked) Carlos: I wrote sanitize, Lando.

[formulamuppet]

Charles: were you dropped on your head as a child?

Max: bold of you to assume I was even held

Charles:...

Lando:...

Carlos:..

Daniel: Max, we’ve talked about this

[monkeycharles]

we can all agree this is sebastian vettel in his retired bees dad era, right?

[f1incorrectquotess]

Toto: I just ended a four year relationship.

Valtteri: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay?

Toto: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship.

*Lewis and Nico fighting from across the garage*

[a-lecstappen]

Lando: Who drank my orange juice?

Max: It was me.

Lando: Mate, you know if I don’t drink my orange juice every morning, my head doesn’t work right!

Max: It doesn’t work anyway. You don’t have anything in your head!

Lando: …Are you calling me bald?

Carlos: He meant inside your head, love…

[ferrarihoonz]

f1 x internet incorrects [1/?]

[marsinoff]

Max: Charles, I'm about to get fucked. Charles, topless: ...by me? Max: Max, taking off his clothing: Yes.

[jubileesstuff]

Kimi: You look good in that hoodie.

Ollie: You know where else I'd look good?

Kimi, zero hesitation: My bed.

Ollie, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?

[sharldose]

Max: I feel that I'm missing something... Charles: *appears* Max, grabbing Charles: There he is.

[interstallerrr]

Seb: sees max and charles together

Seb: They're cute. I would put them on a boat.

Lewis: You mean… you ship them?

[navyangels]

*on the phone*

stranger: i have your daughter

lewis: what? all of my kids are boys

stranger: then who the fuck is this princess-

lewis, screaming to seb : OH SHIT THEY HAVE GEORGE

[f1incorrectquotess]

Fernando: Dear, Santa

Fernando: I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty

Fernando: And it was worth it, judgemental bastard

[monkeycharles]

Mark: I think I'm in love with Sebastian

Fernando:

Lewis:

Mark: Any...thoughts?

Nico, coming out of nowhere: and prayers, you're going to need them.